Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
This one is hesitant to follow such an aggressive example of the hanar race.
This one has found out that 90% of the Salarian race is male.
I don’t get the thing about mandibles either.
But there’s something about those teeth. And that waist. And the hips. And the long legs. And the sexy voice.
Just not the mandibles… They’re okay. But they’re just mandibles. The blue tattoo on the mandibles is kind of cool, though. I love facial tattoos.
Why do people find turians attractive but not, say, a volus?
This one can only imagine the frumpy interiors of the volus’ contamination suits.
Jack has never looked cuter.
This one does not see the resemblance of which humans speak.
I AM FUCKING DYING
hey guise
That’s just got to be awkward.
It looks as if Commander Shepard is pleased with the new discovery.
After brief exploration on the Extranet, this one has discovered that it may be what humans call a “troll.”
A hanar with a sense of humor. I may actually like you.
Thank you Mr. Moreau, this one would like the other to know that the other is welcome to a discount next time he is by the Emporium… The other can purchase the newest in bi-pedal movement assistance technology.
After brief exploration on the Extranet, this one has discovered that it may be what humans call a “troll.”
